The Name's Cohen. Andy Cohen.

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Check out Andy performing Her Majesty's Secret Service in the St. Bart's surf this past weekend with none other than 007 himself. Daniel Craig may be a hot A-lister these days, but he's no match for our Andy!

More Andy holiday photos here!

OMG!!! Andy Just Called Me!

I almost hyperventilated when I heard Andy's voice on my phone! He was wishing me a Merry Christmas AND he called me a "Bravo SUPERSTAR!!!!"

I probably won't be able to sleep tonight.

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A Note From Andy!!!!

Here I am with Uma Thurman. This is funny because people OFTEN mistake me for the multi-millionaire Hungarian hotelier Andre Balaczsz, who used to date Uma. So like all of the European press got a hold of this photo (and I have absolutely NO IDEA how this happened) and misidentified me as him. Isn't that funny?



For the rest of my vacation, everyone was really really nice to me and asking me to pose for photos with their dogs and babies and stuff.



This is Uma with the real Andrae Balaczsz. Since they have borken up, travel has become much simpler for me. No one calls out asking "Where's Uma?"

Do you think I would look better with a chin implant?