Andy's Guide To Accessorizing

I asked Andy what is the one accessory that a hot cable executive hunk never leaves home without:

Cool shades are a must and really, one pair just doesn't cut it. Whenever I'm tooling around town on the down-low, I sport a pair of face-shielding Shetangi specs. But the Oakleys hanging from my shirt? NEVER pass up an oppertunity to show a little chest hair!

In the immortal words of Lightning McQueen: KA-CHOW!

A Note From Andy!!!!

Here I am with Uma Thurman. This is funny because people OFTEN mistake me for the multi-millionaire Hungarian hotelier Andre Balaczsz, who used to date Uma. So like all of the European press got a hold of this photo (and I have absolutely NO IDEA how this happened) and misidentified me as him. Isn't that funny?



For the rest of my vacation, everyone was really really nice to me and asking me to pose for photos with their dogs and babies and stuff.



This is Uma with the real Andrae Balaczsz. Since they have borken up, travel has become much simpler for me. No one calls out asking "Where's Uma?"

Do you think I would look better with a chin implant?